My Purple Paki

My Purple Paki carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

My Purple Paki desired a porno magazine that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

My Purple Paki desired a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Paki craved for a rubber johnny that they would often worship. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Purple Paki desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A pint of beer having that done to it

My Purple Paki always had with them a block of cheese that they would often eat. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.