Their Orange Paki

Their Orange Paki had a cucumber to sit and look at. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Their Orange Paki desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Orange Paki wanted a sponge that they would rub on his belly. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Orange Paki always carried a radiator that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thought it was wonderous. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen item.

Their Orange Paki wanted a set of lego that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Orange Paki desperately wanted a ball that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was selected.