A Anxious Paki

A Anxious Paki desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

A Anxious Paki always carried a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Anxious Paki often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber having that done to it

A Anxious Paki always kept a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A sword is the item that was chosen.

A Anxious Paki always had with them a custard pie to worship. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen item.

A Anxious Paki desperately searched for a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.