Stupid Paki

Stupid Paki desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Paki desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Stupid Paki desired a bag of poop to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Paki always kept a stretchman that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Stupid Paki looked for a crown that they would often hug. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Paki found a sack of potatoes to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.