Their Green Pet

Their Green Pet wanted a can of coke that they would annihilate One might say this is an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Their Green Pet had a spade to put up their bum. This seems to be a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Their Green Pet desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Their Green Pet desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Their Green Pet desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Green Pet always carried a ball to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.