Their Troubled Pet

Their Troubled Pet desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

Their Troubled Pet always kept a radiator that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to choose.

Their Troubled Pet desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Their Troubled Pet desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought it was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Pet often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It should have been an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Their Troubled Pet wanted a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.