The Tired Pet

The Tired Pet always kept a cup to hug. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

The Tired Pet needed a computer to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer is the thing to select.

The Tired Pet wanted a vibrator that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Pet often carried a tomato that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato having that done to it

The Tired Pet desired a stretchman to hug. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Pet wanted a spade to drop. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A spade being the thing selected.