Jolly Pet

Jolly Pet wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a pint of beer of all things.

Jolly Pet desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a set square is the item to opt for.

Jolly Pet desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to smash. It is a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Jolly Pet always carried a block of cheese that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Jolly Pet had a cheese grater that they would often embrace. It is a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Jolly Pet desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.