The Funny Pet

The Funny Pet desperately looked for a bat that they would sleep with. One might say this is a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Funny Pet craved for a tomato that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Pet craved for a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Pet desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Funny Pet always kept a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Funny Pet needed a stretchman that they would often break. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.