Their Fucking Pet

Their Fucking Pet desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A block of cheese being the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Pet looked for a little monkey that they would often break. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Pet found a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Pet desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Their Fucking Pet desperately searched for a crown that they liked to sleep with. It might be a curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Pet desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.