The Horny Pet

The Horny Pet desperately looked for a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Horny Pet always kept a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Pet searched for a cup to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Pet always kept a bottle of coke to put up their bum. This seems to be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Pet found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Horny Pet desired a rubber chicken to annihilate It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it