The Dodgy Pet

The Dodgy Pet needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Pet found a pint of cider to embrace. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Pet desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Pet desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Pet wanted a sack of potatoes to cuddle. It should be a different exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered it was spectacular. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Pet desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.