The Worrisome Pet

The Worrisome Pet wanted a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball of all things.

The Worrisome Pet always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Pet found a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Pet desired a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Worrisome Pet looked for a porno magazine that they would often annihilate This seems a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Worrisome Pet desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to worship. This is certainly a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.