The Scary Pet

The Scary Pet searched for a pen that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a pen of all things.

The Scary Pet desperately looked for a mug to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug having that done to it

The Scary Pet found a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Pet needed a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

The Scary Pet searched for a Harry Potter wand to experiment on. It might have been a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Scary Pet always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A porno magazine was the item that was opted for.