A Jolly Pet

A Jolly Pet desired a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

A Jolly Pet desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a helmet of all things.

A Jolly Pet desperately desired a cheese grater that they would throw. It might have been an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Jolly Pet searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

A Jolly Pet desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Pet always had with them a porno magazine that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.