The Funny Pigeon

The Funny Pigeon wanted a computer that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Funny Pigeon needed a dildo that they sometimes worship. It might be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Funny Pigeon wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Funny Pigeon wanted a rubber johnny that they would demolish. It would be a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Pigeon desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. It is a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Pigeon desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.