His Grumpy Pigeon

His Grumpy Pigeon desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Strangely, a condom is the item to choose.

His Grumpy Pigeon wanted a sponge that they liked to hug. It was a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Pigeon always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

His Grumpy Pigeon always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Grumpy Pigeon wanted a cup that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup being the item selected.

His Grumpy Pigeon always carried a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.