My Horny Pigeon

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My Horny Pigeon owned a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

My Horny Pigeon always kept a stapler that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

My Horny Pigeon desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

My Horny Pigeon desperately desired a bat that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was selected.

My Horny Pigeon desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to smash. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Pigeon desired a sword that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A sword being the thing opted for.