The Worrisome Pigeon

The Worrisome Pigeon always kept a sword that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Pigeon owned a vibrator that they would play with. This is certainly a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Pigeon desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Pigeon desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Worrisome Pigeon searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Pigeon desperately craved for a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was chosen.