Naughty Pigeon

Naughty Pigeon owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Naughty Pigeon desired a crown that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

Naughty Pigeon desired a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Naughty Pigeon wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Naughty Pigeon always had with them a big sponge that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

Naughty Pigeon desired a teapot that they would often throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a teapot would be the item chosen.