A Bewildered Pigeon

A Bewildered Pigeon often carried a radiator that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Pigeon wanted a helmet that they would often break. This seems a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Pigeon always had with them a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Pigeon owned a tomato that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a tomato is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Pigeon found a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Pigeon found a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.