A Stupid Pigeon

A Stupid Pigeon searched for a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen item.

A Stupid Pigeon always carried a rubber johnny that they would embrace. It should have been an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

A Stupid Pigeon carried a radiator that they would smash. It was considered to be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Pigeon desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would embrace. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Pigeon always kept a bottle of beer that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Stupid Pigeon desperately desired a pencil sharpener to hug. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.