The Beautiful Pigeon

The Beautiful Pigeon desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Pigeon desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Pigeon searched for a set square that they liked to play with. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Pigeon always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Pigeon had a can of Tango that they would eat. It is considered to be an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Pigeon needed a mug that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.