The Retarded Pigeon

The Retarded Pigeon desired a rubber johnny that they would often play with. This seems to be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Pigeon desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Pigeon searched for a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Pigeon desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Pigeon searched for a crown that they liked to hug. It might have been an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Pigeon desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber having that done to it