The Nervous Pigeon

The Nervous Pigeon searched for a tomato that they sometimes eat. It would have been an unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Pigeon desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Pigeon owned a crown that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Pigeon carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Pigeon needed a stretchman that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Pigeon desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.