The Anxious Pigeon

The Anxious Pigeon searched for a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

The Anxious Pigeon carried a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Pigeon always carried a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Anxious Pigeon needed a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Pigeon desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Anxious Pigeon always kept a condom that they sometimes embrace. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a condom is the item to choose.