Their Adorable Poodle

Their Adorable Poodle had a can of Tango that they would often smash. It should have been a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Their Adorable Poodle looked for a condom to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.

Their Adorable Poodle craved for a sword that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

Their Adorable Poodle desperately wanted a hat that they would often throw. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Their Adorable Poodle craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Their Adorable Poodle looked for a vibrator to put on his head. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.