The Horny Poodle

The Horny Poodle desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally share. It should have been a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Horny Poodle desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle owned a custard pie that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

The Horny Poodle desired a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Horny Poodle always kept a tomato that they sometimes eat. It might have been an odd operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Poodle desperately wanted a helmet to share. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet of all things.