The Weary Poodle

The Weary Poodle craved for a custard pie to experiment on. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Poodle always carried a can of Tango that they would often drop. It might be an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Poodle searched for a lava lamp that they would break. It is considered to be a funny action, to many, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Poodle desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Poodle desperately needed a ball to annihilate It might have been an astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Poodle owned a bat that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bat being the item opted for.