Confused Poodle

Confused Poodle needed a cucumber that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to select.

Confused Poodle desperately craved for a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. It is an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Confused Poodle desperately craved for a condom that they liked to throw. It would have been a new action, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Poodle owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Confused Poodle desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Poodle always carried a pint of beer that they would break. This seems a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.