A Grumpy Poodle

A Grumpy Poodle carried a chocolate bar that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Poodle needed a bag of poop that they would break. This seems an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Poodle found a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

A Grumpy Poodle craved for a dildo that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Poodle desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A rubber johnny being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Poodle looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.