The Stupid Poodle

The Stupid Poodle desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Poodle desperately looked for a wig that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Poodle desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Poodle craved for a bag of poop that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Poodle always carried a teapot to put on his head. It was an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Poodle wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.