Her Horny Prince

Her Horny Prince carried a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd action, to most, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

Her Horny Prince desired a mug that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A mug being the item selected.

Her Horny Prince always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Her Horny Prince looked for a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

Her Horny Prince often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Her Horny Prince owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.