Her Grumpy Prince

Her Grumpy Prince looked for a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an odd thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Prince wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It should be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Prince craved for a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the item selected.

Her Grumpy Prince desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Prince desired a pint of cider to share. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Prince wanted a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.