Her Yellow Prince

Her Yellow Prince desperately wanted a mug that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was selected.

Her Yellow Prince desperately craved for a bottle of coke to sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Her Yellow Prince desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Her Yellow Prince searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

Her Yellow Prince owned a rubber johnny to embrace. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Yellow Prince looked for a stretchman that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.