The Anxious Prince

The Anxious Prince always kept a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Prince, who thought it was magnificent. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Anxious Prince carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Prince desired a teapot that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a curious action, to me, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was exciting. A teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Prince desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would worship. One might find this to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Prince desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a new action, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Prince looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.