His Gentle Princess

His Gentle Princess always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. It would be an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Gentle Princess always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Gentle Princess owned a hat that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a hat was the item that was selected.

His Gentle Princess desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Gentle Princess needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to select.

His Gentle Princess desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.