A Foolish Princess

A Foolish Princess carried a rubber johnny that they would smash. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

A Foolish Princess always carried a cucumber to put on his head. It would be an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Princess carried a stretchman that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Princess always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

A Foolish Princess desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was entertaining. A teapot would be the item chosen.

A Foolish Princess searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.