The Exciting Princess

The Exciting Princess had a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Exciting Princess wanted a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was fun. A custard pie being the chosen item.

The Exciting Princess desperately desired a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Princess owned a custard pie to break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Princess always carried a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

The Exciting Princess found a condom that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was fun. A condom would be the item chosen.