Her Bum Loving Princess

Her Bum Loving Princess desperately desired a bag of poop to hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Princess desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Her Bum Loving Princess always kept a sponge that they would often demolish. This seems a bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Princess craved for a tomato that they would sometimes throw. It should be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Princess owned a lava lamp that they liked to eat. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Her Bum Loving Princess desired a bottle of beer that they would often eat. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.