The Red Princess

The Red Princess always kept a cheese grater that they would play with. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be magnificent. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Red Princess often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Red Princess desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Red Princess carried a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Red Princess owned a pint of beer that they would often smash. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Red Princess had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Princess, who considered it was spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.