My Crazy Princess

My Crazy Princess looked for a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

My Crazy Princess carried a pint of cider that they would smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Princess always kept a mug that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a mug would be the chosen thing.

My Crazy Princess found a cucumber that they liked to break. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Princess always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Crazy Princess always carried a wig that they sometimes throw. It might be an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.