Her Boring Princess

Her Boring Princess desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

Her Boring Princess searched for a helmet that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Princess wanted a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.

Her Boring Princess always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Princess desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to break. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Her Boring Princess owned a tomato that they would often hug. It would have been a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.