Her Ugly Princess

Her Ugly Princess always carried a bat that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Princess often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Her Ugly Princess desperately needed a radiator to eat. It might have been a different action, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was amazing. A radiator would be the item chosen.

Her Ugly Princess owned a condom that they would often embrace. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Princess wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Her Ugly Princess owned a vibrator that they would embrace. It should have been an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.