A Round Queen

A Round Queen had a cup that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a cup being the chosen item.

A Round Queen desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

A Round Queen looked for a CD player that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.

A Round Queen desperately craved for a sponge to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Round Queen desired a condom that they sometimes worship. It would be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

A Round Queen desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.