Their Unusual Queen

Their Unusual Queen often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Their Unusual Queen often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate One might find this to be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be fun. A magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Queen carried a vibrator that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Their Unusual Queen always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Their Unusual Queen found a pint of cider that they would eat. This seems a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Queen carried a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango was the thing that was selected.