A Confused Queen

A Confused Queen always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

A Confused Queen owned a tomato that they would often worship. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to opt for.

A Confused Queen looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Queen needed a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Queen always carried a pint of cider that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Confused Queen had a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.