His Famous Queen

His Famous Queen always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

His Famous Queen always had with them a wig that they would share. It was a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Famous Queen often carried a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a hat being the item selected.

His Famous Queen always kept a ball that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be amazing. A ball was the chosen thing.

His Famous Queen owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Famous Queen desired a cup to share. It should have been a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.