My Boring Queen

My Boring Queen desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Queen desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

My Boring Queen owned a little monkey to smash. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

My Boring Queen found a can of coke to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

My Boring Queen had a crown that they would occasionally smash. It is a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Queen carried a condom that they liked to worship. One might say this is a new thought, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.