His Boring Queen

His Boring Queen carried a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Boring Queen desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Queen always carried a set of lego that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Queen searched for a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. This seems a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is spectacular. A bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Queen owned a pint of beer that they liked to break. It was an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Queen always had with them a bag of flour that they would sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to choose.